…as I duck under this chair in shame.
Because after hating on last year’s Actober commercial, I just realized that it was none other than Dane Cook. Granted, I’m used to hearing him talk about things a little less… PG, and I know his voice better than his face, but SERIOUSLY. Kylie, whatever were you thinking?
But this so-called “October Gonzo” is still adorable.
…but Josh Hamilton won in my heart.
The Derby has stupid rules.
I loooove the new “there’s only one October” commercial. Cute guys are so much better than screaming ones–remember the one last year? “THERE’S ONLY ONE OCTOBER AND IT’S NOT GOING TO WASHINGTON D.C. TO TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE BECAUSE THE NATIONALS ARE AWFUL AND YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!” Yeah. That one. That guy gave me nightmares. And the whole “Actober” campaign was really dumb.
Can’t wait for the game tonight. Woo hoo.
The best part about the All-Star break?
Neither the Astros nor the Rockies can lose any games.