Tagged: b-slap of fortune

Brandon Backe…

went to jail?

I knew he wasn’t the smartest guy in the world but seriously?  Because I hate baseball players who get physical with anyone, I am bestowing the Kylie B-slap of Fortune upon him.  Remember Shawn Chacon?  Yeah, he was the last one to get it.


I cannot believe it…

…Shawn Chacon actually physically attacked Ed Wade.

Chacon said that Wade was cussing him out, and so he threw him to the ground.  Chacon has been suspended indefinitely.

And now he’s afraid he might never pitch in the bigs again!  WOW what a shocker!  Maybe you shouldn’t have been such an ***!

Just like Chris has his “Chris Hex” and Zack has his “Hample Jinx,” I’m creating my own thing.  Mine is officially called the “Kylie B-slap of Fortune.”

Shawn Chacon, consider yourself officially B-slapped.

You can tell I’m mad.  Guess what?  We don’t need this guy.  And nobody else does, either.